"Dinner for one" oder "Same procedure as every year, huskies..."

Es scheint wieder Spaß zu machen in der Eissporthalle, wie sonst wäre die Popularität des Threads "Lions suchen neuen Stadionsprecher" zu erklären? Endlich wieder emotionales Hockey, denkt sich der geneigte Lion, und der Husky wundert sich...
Schwebt man doch in Süd-Schweden wieder auf Hütten-Wolke 7, und glaubt wieder an den Erfolg der "mission impossible" in Frankfurt, Hollywood machts möglich? Mitnichten. Sicher, Dinge ändern sich, unsere Gesellschaft ist einem stetigen Wandel unterworfen. Und doch, in Frankfurt gibt es weiterhin eine Bastion der Zuverlässigkeit, wenn auch keine gallische...

Der Tölzer Husky schreibt ebenso ellenlange wie provokante Wunschlisten, die ein wenig an feuchte, vorpubertäre Träume erinnern. Er wird ebenso wieder einen weiten Weg zurücklegen, um sich um so enttäuschter wieder heim zu trollen. Mein spezieller Freund Heulsuse Möller würde sagen: „Egal, Fulda oder Bad Tölz, Hauptsache Südhessen...“ . Zuverlässig wie er ist, klinkt sich daraufhin der fahnenflüchtige MHH in den Phantasie-Thread ein, von besseren (weil vergangenen) Frankfurter Zeiten und heutigen Husky-Zeiten fabulierend. Wir verstehen uns bestens, das Verhältnis leided lediglich vier Mal p.a.. Ich bin schon in freudiger Erwartung seiner Schimpftiraden ("dieser pausbäckige, rotwängige Bernie ist ein A**** " , "und das soll Eishockey sein ?", "Frankfurt und die Schiedsrichter, immer dieser Lichtnecker" "und doch war das Pokalspiel Betrug am Zuschauer! ", "Frankfurt ohne Play-Offs" etc...). Aber ich verstehe ihn, schon die Ansprache von Rüdiger wird ihn wieder völlig aus der Bahn werfen. Dies ist übliche und unverückbare Gang der Dinge, und stagniert der Fluss der Husky-Hoffnungen einmal, kommt die schnelle online-Eingreiftruppe Kassels in Person von Husky-Tom vorbeigethreaded, dicht gefolgt von dem "No.1" SMSendenden Exil-Husky Oli. Alles vergebens, aber es ehrt Euch sehr, daß Ihr im „feindlichen“ Forumsgebiet in aussichtsloser Lage bis zur letzten posting-Silbe kämpft. Allein der Ausgang ist klar: Löwen fressen Huskies, und die Schlittenhund-Häppchen sind lediglich ein....

„Dinner for one“ oder „Same procedure as every year, huskies...“

James (the Lion) Good evening, Miss Sophie Husky, good evening.

Miss Husky Good evening, James.

James Your are looking very well this evening, Miss Husky.

Miss Husky Well, we are feeling very much better, thank you James. We have hired Gunnar Leidborg , Zach´s losing streak is over now.

James Oh, really?

Miss Husky Well, I must say that everything looks very nice. Your ice is mellow-yellow, just like our`s... Is everybody here?

James Indeed they are, yes. They are all here to skip the leader...

Miss Husky Both penalty-boxes are laid out?

James Both laid out, as usual...

Miss Husky Sir Toby Francz?

James Sir Francz, yes, he is hitting here and there and...

Miss Husky Admiral von Busch?

James Admiral von Busch is fighting over here, Miss Husky. I have fixed his fight-strap, he will be ready...

Miss Husky Mr.Rousselroy?

James The place for shut-outs is over here, his glove is prepared...

Miss Husky And my dear friend, Mr.Winterloth?

James On your right, Miss Husky. He has requested some aspirins in advance...

Miss Husky Thank you, James, you may now serve the first period.

James First period, Miss Husky. They are all waiting for you. As a starter they will be boarding you, Miss Husky...

Miss Husky Thank you, this is going to be painful...

James You bet it will be... I think we will score first now. .
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Miss Husky A goal to spur my pain, yes, i might take more, uhhhh. Oh, by the way, the same final-result-procedure as last year, James?

James Same procedure as every year, Miss Husky. We play he game, you take the pain. The Lion takes it all, huskies standing small... (the green light switches on)

Miss Husky Was that a garbage goal, James?

James This was a nice piece of slapshot, a laser, Miss Husky. Big bump into the net, did you enjoy it?

Miss Husky Mmmmh. What can i say? Mr. Toby Francz!

James (crash-boom-bang) Cheerio, Miss Husky!

Miss Husky Admiral von Busch!

James (punching right into Serikow´s face) Ad... Must i say it this year, Miss Husky?

Miss Husky Just to please me, James.

James Just to please you, very good, yes, yes .. Skolll! (passes to Francz, who scores and skates right into Parent)

Miss Husky Mr Rousselroy!

James Happy new year, Sophie! (bores himself almost to death)

Miss Husky And dear Mr. Winterloth!

James Well, here we are again, old lovely . . .(forgets to avoid the monster-check and hits the ice)

Miss Husky You may now serve the second period.

James Second period. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the break?

Miss Husky Very helpful, James. But Mr.Winterloth might miss the rest of the game...

James I am awfully sorry for him, indeed. Little piece of hawaii-hockey, Miss Husky...?

Miss Husky I think we will have the Äppler-song with the second period, James.

James Äppler-song in the background, very well, Miss Husky. The same procedure as last year, Miss Husky?

Miss Husky The same procedure as every year, James.

James Yeah.(stands in the queue for fresh drinks)

Miss Husky Sir Toby Francz!

James Cheerio, Husky, me gal ... Lasssst peeriott to beginnn, hick...

Miss Husky Admiral von Busch!

James Oh, must I, Miss Husky?

Miss Husky James, please, please, . . .

James Skolll! (puts the puck behind Parent)

Miss Husky Mr.Rousselroy!

James Happy new defeat, Husky gal. This shut-out ist to you! (Saves the puck, passes on to Girard for a break-away, Rick unexpectedly scores and Rousselroy gets credited an assist)

Miss Husky Please, serve the chicken!

James Sure...these south-swedish players are all over the place...

Miss Husky Oh dear...dreadful.. This chick looks cute.

James That's a lovely Suck...Seewi...Serikow, that I'll tell you, a lovely handsome boooy....

Miss Husky I think, we'll have a little high sticking with this Seri-bird...

James Yesss, high sticking, Miss Husky....(sends Serikow on the ice)

Miss Husky Same procedure as every year James!!! - Sir Toby Francz!

James Husky, me gal...

Miss Husky Admiral von Busch!

James ... must I, Miss Husky?

Miss Husky James!

James Ssskolll! (empties the mineraldrink-bottle in the penalty-box)

Miss Husky Mr. Rousselroy!

James Every puck is mine, Miss Sophie! It's one of the most exiting Hessen-derbies that´s ever been played . . . hick . . . Penney has one of the nicest wrist-shots thatone ever saw in the Eissporthalle . . . I now declare this bazar opened! Would you like some more goals?

Miss Husky I think we'll have a big portion of goals and a bit of Snellish trash-talk on the side...

James Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last ...

Miss Husky Yes, same procedure as every year, James! Sir Toby Francz!

James Opennn ice hidds in da morning, boardinkkk in da eveninkk . . .

Miss Husky Admiral von Busch!

James Ssskolll! (drops his gloves and tries to match Hayward´s footsteps)

Miss Husky Mr. Rousselroy!

James I'm sorry, Madam, sorry. No go for you Kääässelll-blokes.... ... huuuh, I'll kill that cat!

Miss Husky Well, James, it's been really a wonderful Hessen-derby...

James Well, it's been most enjoyable.

Miss Husky I think, I'll retire.

James Your're going to resign, Mr.Leidborg errr Miss Husky?

Miss Husky Not at all, James. I am just frustrated and tired.

James Sit down till the press conference is over! Some chocolate? Hääääns left it here...

Miss Husky As I was saying, I think, I'll retire . . .and hit the road...the A5 is mine!

James Ya ... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Husky?

Miss Husky Almost the same procedure as every year, James! But you are going to make the play-offs this season!

James Well - I'll do my very best!

Andy#9, notorischer Bernie-Boy und Pro-Doyler

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